As the weekend approaches, let's take a look around the Washington, D.C. real estate listings to find some examples of the strange, the weird and just the plain terrible. (Come across one we missed? Let us know...)
↑ Welcome to your new home. Now, get in already. I don't have all day.
↑ We swear this is a friendly neighborhood. Just look at these children! Did we get permission from their parents to use this photo in the listing. No, but hey, you can trust us!
↑ I've been waiting for you. I'm always here ... waiting ...
↑ This Shaw listing comes with zero bedrooms, one bathroom, and an updated kitchen. While updated, that doesn't mean that they have to care to change the lightbulbs, though. Two points on for the modern light fixtures. 10 points off for having to do laundry next to where you cook your pancakes.
· Strange, Weird & Terrible Real Estate Listing Photos archives [Curbed DC]