A shark divided cannot stand. #Sharknado3 #HomeOfTheNado pic.twitter.com/ztYyAlkHS4
— Sharknado (@SharknadoSyfy) July 23, 2015
Natalie Morales, co-anchor of NBC News' Today, said, "I don't think our nation's capitol is ready for Sharknado 3," and she was probably right. Now that Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! is a reality, it's time to see how Washington, D.C. was depicted in the campy SciFi movie. While the movie begins in D.C., most of the film is centered in Florida with a few scenes set in space because why not. With only about 15 minutes of the film set in the nation's capitol, those 15 minutes result in a gun-toting president, the protagonist using a golden machine gun like golden machine guns are a normal thing, and the Vice President expertly surfing down one of the staircases in the White House. For those who want to relive the movie and for those who absolutely refuse to see it (but want to know what all the fuss is about), check out Sharknado 3's five most fin-tastic moments in the below photo gallery. A recreation of the Iwo Jima Memorial, shark included:
Stand beside the 'Nado, and guide her. #HomeOfTheNado #Sharknado3 pic.twitter.com/rWrF0fbLdU
— Sharknado (@SharknadoSyfy) July 23, 2015
George Washington saves the day! ... Sort of:
He cannot tell a lie. GW just got stuffed in the mouth of a shark. #Sharknado3 #HomeOfTheNado pic.twitter.com/4y7ExypuTn
— Sharknado (@SharknadoSyfy) July 23, 2015
When you're the Vice President (or Ann Coulter), you can get away with surfing on paintings of U.S. presidents in the White House:
Apparently, there are sharks in the Potomac River. Who knew?:
This totally ridiculous and unexplainable turn of events:
Honorable mention goes to Chiefs of Staff getting no respect around these shark parts:
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