Rent Frank Underwood's Townhome For $7,500/Month

[DISCLAIMER: The listing is a joke from HotPads.]
Now that Frank Underwood has taken his throne in The White House, his three-bedroom, two-and-a-half-bathroom townhome has landed on the market for $7,500 a month. This 1800s abode is an opportunity for those who have a penchant for politico pads, high ceilings, "high-end tile," and hardwood flooring throughout. For renters who like to stay active, the home includes a rowing machine and game room in the basement and is only a few blocks away from a park, a destination perfect for afternoon strolls. According to the listing, the location is only a 10-minute drive to Freddy's BBQ Rib Joint, so this rental is perfect for history buffs and foodies, alike.