Just imagine yourself walking through the hallways of this modern Georgetown penthouse, listening to the lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting of Genesis. The penthouse has an overall sharp, contrasting black-and-white color scheme, complemented by wood, marble, and frosted glass. The only color you'll find will be from vibrant modern art, a collection of apples on the kitchen table, and tulips stuffed into vases as narrow as graduated cylinders. Give your guests a sheer moment of panic when they enter your two-story condo that overlooks the C&O Canal, a sheer moment of pure jealousy. Impress others with a marble staircase with recessed lighting that leads all the way up to the glass-walled bathroom because who needs privacy. Even Patrick Bateman from American Psycho wouldn't be able to resist squatting in this condo for at least one night. Other highlights in this one-bedroom, one-bathroom listing include that it has a private terrace, fireplace, and garage parking for two cars. The monthly HOA dues are $1,452.
· 1045 31st Street NW [Sotheby's International Realty]