Bow down, mere mortals, for Chef Pig has much to tell you about this Capitol Hill home. With 1,630-square-feet, this listing is spacious enough for any potbellied pig with three bedrooms and three bathrooms over three stories. As the season gets colder, Chef Pig admits that he likes to warm his feet by the gas fireplace, but once the season gets warmer, he's sure to lounge on the rear deck under the shade of the tall tree in the backyard. Tugging lightly on his toque, Chef Pig admits that he sometimes feels a little self-conscious about his chef hat, but all he has to do is look at himself in any of the many mirrors around the home, and he's back to his self-assured swine self. If you're ever in the mood to cook bacon or ham, Chef Pig can assure you that the kitchen should suit your needs with stainless steel appliances, a breakfast bar, and exposed brick walls that give it some design flare. Other highlights around the home include the 10-foot-high ceilings, crown moldings, and pine hardwood flooring throughout. If Chef Pig has you convinced that this home is for you, the asking price is $849,000.
· 707 12th Street, NE [Redfin]