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Apparently You Should Move to SW if You Need More Friends

There are many factors (proximity to good schools, awesome built in appliances, etc.) that factor into buying a place, but who knew that upping the count on your Facebook profile would be one of them! That seems to be the broker's main selling point of this one bedroom apartment at Harbour Square. The listing starts out by posing the question, "Want more friends?" Yeah, with 984 square feet across two floors, a rooftop deck and a Murphy bed, this would be a great place to throw a party. But why start by appealing to a buyer's potential sense of loneliness when you can instead mention that Harbour Square has one of the best views in D.C. and a tiny tree in the middle of their water feature. Yes, really. Check out the gallery.
· 560 N Street SW #8912 [Estately]
· Ten More Great Views in Washington D.C. [CDC]