Within the first paragraph, the pair of gay men who are posting say that they like to entertain friends and lovers. Says the ad, "We typically have friends and penises, (not friends with penises, but friends AND penises, just to be clear) over on a regular basis." The problem here is not their active social and sex lives. The problem is that the space that they are renting out is actually the living room. So live with them and never get a break from hanging out with whatever party they bring home! And they do party. The ad states that "If you are a fan of the bottle that is a plus, too." Hope you never need to sleep.
· $550 Roomie Needed starting 12/1 (u street) [Craigslist]