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Wistful Statue Wishes You Would Buy This House For Her. Also, Some Underwear.

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Nothing says "Welcome to my casa" like a juicy rear in your face. Especially if that said behind belongs to a statuesque woman. And for this Bethesda home, the seller is hoping backing that thang up will bring the buyers. But it hasn't since the house has been on the market for about 8 months and has slashed its asking by $400,000 to the current $1,050,000. For that price, you get not only the well-built statue, but also 6 bedrooms, 5.5 baths, a 6' chandelier in the great room, a two-story stone fireplace, and plenty of natural light for the home's many windows. A bonus is that the windows also allow your neighbors to see your junk in the trunk too. Or you could always ask the person lurking in the bedroom doorway of pic #10. · Listing: 7316 Bradley Blvd [Redfin]