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Rockville Cosplayer Seeks My Little Pony Housemate


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Add this one to the long list of weirdness found on Craigslist. Up there now is the posting for a houseshare in Rockville by someone who sounds old enough to be an adult (this "filly" has security clearance) but still watches a lot of My Little Pony and Pokemon. The current roommate is moving out so the one staying is looking for someone to fill their horseshoes (that's a direct quote). The full wording of the ad is pasted after the (horse)jump. But, er, the house sounds nice.
$860 Loving, Tolerating home for a Brony (or Pegasister) /][\ (Shady Grove (Rockville))

HEY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR AN AWESOME PLACE TO LIVE? I HAVE A BOSS TWO BEDROOM/TWO FULL BATH APARTMENT AND MY ROOMMATE IS ABANDONING ME. HOW DO WE FIX THIS PROBLEM!? WE GET A NEW ROOMMATE! CHECK THIS OUT, WE HAS A ROOF, WALLS, RUNNING WATER THAT GETS HOT. IT'S GOT A STOVE THAT GETS HOT AND A MODESTLY SIZED KITCHEN, EVEN A CLOCK THAT OCCASIONALLY COOKS STUFF! EVERYPONY GETs HALF A FRIDGE. IT'S GOT ITS OWN WASHER AND DRYER. IT'S IN A NICE QUIET PLACE TOO! IT'S SO CLOSE TO THE METRO YOU COULD BELLYCRAWL (I don't advise this). SO, ARE YOU PREPARED TO FILL MY SOON TO BE FORMER ROOMMATES AWESOME HORSESHOES?

About me (your awesome potential future roommate: I am a filly (You don't have to be), 24 years old, don't smoke, no drugs, NOT 420 friendly (I have a security clearance so I don't want it around me), I work as a computer hacker and you should probably be prepared to watch lots of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic, and maybe some pokemon. I am a cosplayer and all around fun and uh.. eccentric ^.^

Deets: Everypony pays about $860 /month, after being split in half with me. Utilities are usually about $150 after the split, that includes cable tv/internet. We currently have no pets. Feel free to email me any additional questions!

· $860 Loving, Tolerating home for a Brony (or Pegasister) [Craigslist]