This house on A Street NE (near the Capitol) has already sold, unfortunately, so that glimpse of brickwork that the listing describes as a "Martha Stewart" front porch can't be yours. We have no idea why it's called a Martha Stewart front porch, but we think this is the opportune moment to compare it to the size of a jail cell and, therefore, make the connection to Ms. Stewart. For all you sellers out there with small brick patios now you know how to describe them when you list your house.
The two-bedroom house, in case you were curious, is at 413 A Street NE very close to the Capitol and sold for $669,000. Check out the full set of pictures for all those new oak floors, renovated kitchen with stainless steel appliances, and professionally-designed courtyard garden.