Thanks to the tipster who sent us this Craigslist ad by someone who is madly in love with their mini-fridge. The shizz is so awesome because of how many Tall Boys it can hold. In case you don't know what type of Tall Boys he gives a detailed list of seven Four Loko flavors and various types of alcohol the fridge can hold. When one of them is Natty Light you know what you're dealing with. If you do want to buy this $75 appliance you're going to have to pick it up yourself because he 'will be too busy partying to drop it off'. But, he's generous enough to throw in a Loko for free. Read the deets after the jump
SO YOU LIKE CHILLIN' WITH YOUR BROS WATCHIN' SOME SWEET GAMES ON THE WEEKENDS? YOU HATE GETTING UP TO GRAB ANOTHER BREW (OR LOK IF YOU'RE LIKE ME?) WELL YOU CAN KEEP THE PARTY GOING WITHOUT EVER HAVING TO GET UP IF YOU PICK UP THIS BRAND NEW MINI-FRIDGE. I CAN'T EXACTLY SAY EXACTLY HOW SWEET THIS THING IS BECAUSE I WAS WAY TOO BUSY KEEPING THE PARTY GOING TO EVER SET UP FOR A NEW PARTY, JAFEEL?
THIS THING IS A MONSTER, THOUGH. IT'S GOT A FREEZER, TWO RACKS AND SIDE STORAGE. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, RIGHT? IT MEANS YOU CAN KEEP JAGER UP TOP WHILE YOU REST A SHITLOAD OF TALL BOYS DOWN BELOW. IT HOLDS EVERYTHING, BUT SINCE NOT EVERYONE IS IMAGINATIVE HERE ARE SOME SWEET EXAMPLES:
TALL BOYS OF FOUR LOKO WATERMELON
TALL BOYS OF FOUR LOKO GRAPE
TALL BOYS OF FOUR LOKO FRUIT PUNCH
TALL BOYS OF FOUR LOKO ORANGE
TALL BOYS OF FOUR LOKO BLUE RASPBERRY
TALL BOYS OF FOUR LOKO CRANBERRY LEMONADE
TALL BOYS OF NATTY LITE
TALL BOYS OF NATTY ICE
FIFTH OF JAGERMEISTER
THAT SICK ASS GREEK YOGURT
THAT OTHER LADY YOGURT THAT MAKES YOU SHIT
LOTS OF GOGURT
I FUCKING LOVE GOGURT, MAN. IT'S LIKE THE CONTAINER BASICALLY DISAPPEARS SO YOU CAN JUST HIDE IT UNDER THE COUCH AFTER YOUR YOGURT THIRST HAS BEEN QUENCHED. ALSO THAT SHIT IS DELICIOUS. HAVE YOU EVER HAD GOGURT, BRO? YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TRY IT SOMETIME.
20 OZ BOTTLES OF MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED
ARIZONA ICED TEA
A LOAF OF BREAD
A HALF GALON OF MILK
TALL BOYS OF FOUR LOKO GREEN APPLE
ANYWAY, IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THE PARTY GOING AND YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SPACE TO WAREHOUSE ALL YOUR LIBATIONS OR YOU JUST DON'T LIKE TO GET UP, YOU CAN BUY THIS FROM ME. I DON'T WANT TO DROP IT OFF BECAUSE I'LL BE TOO BUSY PARTYING; BUT IF YOU WANT TO SCHEDULE A TIME TO PICK IT UP, LET ME KNOW. I'LL EVEN THROW IN A LOK FOR FREE TO GET YOU STARTED. LATER BROS!
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