There are ways to sell a two and a half million dollar house and then there are ways to not sell a two and a half million dollar house. Really bad listing photos fall in the latter category. Some have tried putting cute pictures of their pets in the photo stream, but that only works if the pets are in focus and aren't standing in the middle of a messy room. Neither is the case here. What we do have are enough examples of what it means to be in as-is condition. The total package includes: nine bedrooms, four baths, a $2,499,999 price tag and disregard for the house's contents.