Forget the rickey, after last night's Colbert Report DC's official drink might have to be Tang. (Mix it with a little Captain Morgan's and you have yourself a Captain Tangaroo.) But we digress...Colbert picked up on Gingrich's whole statehood-for-the-moon thing and summed it up in true Report style with: "Suck it, DC. Suck it dipped in Tang." That is slightly more polite than what he had to say about Ohio (in response to the Big G promising to bring manufacturing to the moon).
· Oh Rickey You're So Fine [EDC]
· Full Episode Colbert Report [Official Site]
· Gingrich Supports Statehood For Moon Residents, Not District [CDC]