Listing descriptions with a just-the-facts approach are so yesterday. In today's tight market it takes creativity to successfully market a new listing and here we have a one bedroom condo advertised like an online dating profile. Who wouldn't be attracted to a living arrangement that is sassy and spacious, especially since it comes with a credit to paint the bedroom for all the 'red-haters' out there. This Cleveland Park 1 bed, 1 bath is 587 sqft with an asking price of $289,900. After the jump is the shortened version of the above description the seller had to use to fit within the space limitations. It gives you an idea of the best parts of the unit based on what they left out.
· Listing: 3010 Wisconsin Ave [Estately]
SASSY AND SPACIOUS 1 BR W/ SUNNY DINING DISPOSITION SEEKS NEW OWNER TO SHARE GOOD TIMES & GREAT VALUE. Love my shiny, newish kitchen. Lounge in my perfectly proportioned LR & BR. Suds wardrobe in my SS Euro W/ D & never see the inside of a laundry again! Admire my gleaming hardwoods, big windows and oh-so-generous closet space. Even a puppy park for ur other love. Walk to Metro