Mad props to anyone who can find a rhyme for quinoa. This team of Prius-driving rappers put their frustration with the parking and general Whole Foods experience to a beat and came up with this little ditty called 'It's Getting Real In The Whole Foods Parking Lot". It takes place in California, but we can think of a few DC locations where this could apply (Tenley Town, anyone?). There is one four-letter word, beginning with S, so any government workers with Big Brother looking over their shoulder might need to watch out.
Video from Fog and Smog
· Its Getting Real In The Whole Foods Parking Lot [Fog and Smog via Curbed LA]