Who said romance was dead? Here's a three-bedroom homage to traditional weddings everywhere. At $1.895M it is pricier than your average gateaux but you get a lot more than calories in exchange for those numbers. You get to choose which icing color you want to spend the day looking at—either pink, peach, or apple green—and you can cook in a kitchen that will remind you of the decade you got married (if you got married in the eighties). The private courtyard adds a nice bit of privacy and could be from one hundred years ago (around when the house was built) or from last month (when it went on the market).
· Listing: 1312 31st St. [Sotheby's]